As a fellow zoider, you would have heard and read countless times the articles and reviews on the magnificent King Gojulas (KG). I am not going to repeat that. In fact, I am going to tell you why you shouldn't buy that holy grail.

The Holy Grail

It's HUGE
KG is huge. It is one of the few biggest ZOIDS ever manufactured by TOMY. The box measures 21'' in height, 14'' in width and 9'' in depth and you will have to source for a huge storage just to keep the box after building it.

It's EXPENSIVE
Depending on where and whom you buy it from. It prices range from S$700 to S$2000. And buying it, you are in a dilemma whether to fix it or not. Naturally, a MISB KG is worth twice as much, if not more than a built KG.

It's SCARY
Wagging its tail as it moves forward, KG moves like a true King of ZOIDS. After a couple of steps, he stops, opens its arms to reveal 3 spinning cannons. And he lets out a high pitched SCREAM (not a roar). Your pets will die from a heart attack. Your kids will be terrified. Your parents will look at you in disbelief, wondering why their son in his 30s is still playing with a toy that screeches.

The above 3 reasons are why a normal individual should not buy a King Gojulas.

"Ding Dong" (doorbells ring)

"SON, IT IS ANOTHER OF YOUR BIG PACKAGES AGAIN. THIS TIME, IT IS FROM KOREA.....(my family Number One screecher - my Mum)

My family Number Two screecher came in just in time - my KING GOJULAS has arrived. Yes, I did state earlier that one shouldn't buy a KG, but (hey) I am not a "normal individual".

Date: 20 Feb 2006
Time: A lazy afternoon on MSN

Runlikehell : Boo-hoo-hoo, my S$800 Orudios came in today, but the motor wouldn't start!!!

Liemzoids : Use your Evil Pegasus motor then since your Evil one is lacking its horn anyway.

Runlikehell : How can!? Evil's motor is made in Thailand and Orudios is made in Japan!

Liemzoids : Haha. Well, we'll need to resuscitate your Orudios asap then.

Runlikehell : I heard that one can jump start the motor - but how?

Liemzoids : Let me see. Oldzoider mentioned that before. Use your handphone charger, cut the end away to reveal 2 wires. Attach one end to the +ve terminal of the battery compartment, and the other end to the -ve terminal. After that, on the power to "shock" the motor.

Runlikehell : OK - wait, let me try. (10 mins later)....Boo-hoo-hoo, still cannot start.....

Liemzoids : But oldzoider has done it previously on 16 dead motors and all came back using this method. A 100% success rate. By the way, did you on the switch on your Orudios battery compartment?

Runlikehell : Oh, I forgot. Wait, let me try again. (10 secs later)....YES!! YES!! It's ALIVE! It's ALIVE!

Liemzoids : Damned it. I was hoping to do an autopsy on your Orudios if it fails to start since Stealthviper suggested that. Heehee. 17 successful cases now. Keep your ZOIDS defibrillator. Someday, we may need to shock someone else's Zoids.

In the last installment of Zoids Battle Story leading to the termination of war (ZAC 2054-2056), the transfighter zoids from Helic Republic Army were deployed to rescue trapped Orudios from the Dark Army.

RTFZ-01 Shoteagle

Release: April 1990

Description: An eagle type small battle machine

Abilities: Can change into a weapon and unite with the power connectors of Grade-Up Zoids. Shoteagle also fires a disk-like bullet.

RTFZ-02 Gorgolauncher

Release: April 1990

Description: A Gorgosaurus type small battle machine

Abilities: It functions as a radar scanner but able to transform itself into a powerful missile launcher and fires missile. It is also able to unite with a Grade-Up Zoid.

RTFZ-03 Thunder Cannon

Release: July 1990

Description: A Rhino type small battle machine

Abilities: Its offensive strength and defensive powers are the highest amongst the 3 transfighter zoids. It is able to transform into a cannon gun that propels BB cartridges (small bullets) at enemy zoids. As Thunder Cannon's speed is slow, it usually unites itself with a high-speed Grade-Up Zoid while it bombards the enemies.